This post is dedicated to quotes and jokes about love, dating, relationships and marriage. Nothing wrong with enlightening ourselves and sharing a laugh or two all in one blog post. Plus, they offer some good dating advice too. Enjoy!
You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with. ~Wayne W. Dyer
You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. ~Unknown
Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. ~Sharon Stone
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity. ~Albert Einstein
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. ~Fran Lebowitz
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. ~Socrates
How do you scare a man?
- Sneak up behind them and throw rice.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
-Single women come home, see what’s in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the refrigerator.
What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
-Spitting, swallowing and gargling